(Someone no longer around, who I miss very much, defined “fine” this way: “Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.” She was ALWAYS fine.)
It’s been a busy week here at Casa NVaine. Blood work for mom on Tuesday–three needle sticks to find enough blood for all those tests. Chemotherapy on Wednesday. While she was at chemo, I stopped at hospice to talk to the folks there about a living will for mom. They gave me the paperwork, and promised to send an admissions nurse out to walk us through filling it out.
Wednesday night, mom and I were talking to dad. “Please talk to the folks at hospice,” he asked her. “They can help with a lot of the problems you’re having. Please give them a call.”
“I will,” mom sighed, in her best I’m-agreeing-with-you-so-you’ll-shut-up voice.
“Promise?” he asked.
“YES dear.”
“Oh good,” I interrupted. “The nurse will be here tomorrow at noon to help us with this living will. You can talk to her then.”
Mom frowned. That was not part of her plan.
The nurse arrived early; I was in a badly needed shower. I pulled clothes onto my wet body, and took my hair out of the towel as I let her in the door. Mom was still in bed.
We got ourselves together in the kitchen and the nurse walked us through the living will. When we were done, mom hesitantly asked a few questions. She grew up knowing that hospice is a big industrial building where dying people are stored until they die. “Death warehouses,” my father called them. I can’t speak for every hospice, but this one is nothing like that.
The nurse told her about the medical services that hospice provides. She described the additional therapies available. When she got to “music therapy” mom’s face lit up, and the nurse described the two music therapists and what they do. She then suggested a trial period, and promised mom that we can “fire” them any time we want.
Mom signed up.
Friday afternoon was filled with activity. The home health aide showed up to give mom shower. This was desperately needed. The social worker arrived to describe the services available in more detail, and to take my list of items I need, like prescription refills and latex gloves and bed pads. While the social worker talked to us, the home health aide cleaned mom’s bathroom and her commode. (Though I don’t mind doing these things daily, I really did enjoy getting a day off from it. It meant I finally got to clean MY disgusting bathroom.)
And the nurse arrived to do an initial evaluation. All told, mom stayed awake for the entire afternoon. Because of the steroids administered with chemo, she was awake and alert and really up for all the activity.
Last night the effects of the steroids finally wore off. She’s been miserable, confused, groggy, and in pain. I didn’t sleep much last night, so I tried three times to catch a short nap today, and mom woke up howling every time I tried. I can’t give her a pain pill because she won’t eat, and the pills give her nausea and cause vomiting when she takes them on an empty stomach. She won’t listen to anything I tell her, and I’m so tired I can’t think clearly about what to try next.
In the middle of all this a hospice nurse called and asked how she was doing. “And why didn’t you call us?” she asked.
“That’s a very good question,” I admitted.
She gave several very sensible suggestions, things I should have thought of if I could think, and she made me promise to call back if none of them work.